This is not your mother's tech-support

I sell video games and video game related crap. I do not work tech-support. There are lots of very good reasons for this, namely that I don't get paid enough. Just because the listing in the phone book has the word "game" in it, doesn't mean you can call me up with your bullshit problems. For instance:

Caller: "How do you get the hard drive off the 360?"
Me: "You push the button on the hard drive and pull it up. It's easy."
Caller: "There's no button."
Me: "Yes there is. I'm looking at a hard drive right now, and there's a button."
Caller: "What's the hard drive?"
Me: "...The silver protrusion on the top of the 360 that has HDD printed on it."
Caller: "I don't see it."
Me: "It's silver. It's RIGHT THERE. It has HDD on it."
Caller: "You're not helping. I'll just figure it out myself." *click*


You also can not call us if you don't have a question. We're not here just to have a conversation with you, unless we know you. Really, i swear, we don't care about what you just did in Halo, or that you got a new ps2.

Caller: "I bought a PS2 on december 11th."
Me: "OK."
Caller: "I have my receipt."
Me: "Ok..."
Caller: "I bought a warranty with it."
Me: "Is there anything wrong with it?"
Caller: "No."
Me: "Uh, ok. Did you have...a question, or something?"
Caller: "I bought a PS2."
Me: "Ok....can you hold?"
Me to Joe: "Joe, can you take Line 1?"


Apparently as soon as Christmas is officially over, everyone takes the last week of the year off to be a complete fuckstick. Please, for the love of all that is holy, STAY AT HOME AND DON'T CALL ANYONE. Just be an ass in front of your cat or something.